Write the theme tune, sing the theme tune...

In further developments to the greatest news story since Naughty Corey, the balloon boy's dad apparently has been pushing for his own tv show since 2005, and of course, being a man of unlimited talents, he wrote the theme tunes....

http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/20/richard-heene-balloon-boy-reality-show-theme-music/

Sound like:

My favourite theme tune is the kinder surprise ad which is currently on tv and goes something like this....

“To make a lovely surprise,You take a day without a surprise.You become the surprise,(Sing this bit through a traffic cone) “And here it is, the surprise of the day!”Then there’s the milky chocolate taste,Nothing tastes better than a great surprise.”

The guy who wrote this one really want to point out that Kinder is a surprise....