Thursday, October 8, 2009

Hey Hey it's Saturday- the outtakes

By now you will be aware of a fact that I have been a firm believer of since I was 8 years old, but finally the proof is out- Darryl Sommers is a shit eating white supremecist and Hey Hey It's Saturday is the jewel in the crown of Channel 9's campaign of crap. But here are some segments which we are now finally able to reveal... 1984- Even Plucka put his webbed foot down on appearing in the " Adventures of the Paedophile Duck" segment.

1985- Steak n shake promotion which is pretty self explantory. It was eventually pulled to avoid offending the large vegetarian following the show was eager to maintain.

2009- Researchers for the return put the breaks on a segment in which contestants had to come up with the most sexist reply to the question "when a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, what should I come back with?"


1998- NSFW cake baking competition.

1991- In an attempt to write Ozzy out of the show, tests were done on a new co-host. The gig almost went to Gary the stoned Weazel until Gary went psycho in pre shoot and started chasing Wilbur around the studio yelling "play that saxophone like Charlie Parker or don't play it at all you pony tailed fuck!"

1995- Ugliest baby in Australia contest gets canned on grounds that it would promote incest.
1995- DIY segment involving "Mr Matutuwa" was not given green light, producers instead suggested that they tailor their own show around him, he changed his name to Scott Cam and the rest is history.

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