Thursday, October 1, 2009

Keep Safe this long weekend

Yesssss, it's a long weekend. But before you go getting your freak on and start bashing midgets or chasing donkeys, remember, there are many dangers in modern life, so be wary of the following dangers:
Emo faggots hiding on myspace.White people with dreadlocks, and their nastier brethren, wannabe asian rastas.

The scourge of modern society, white ho's

Do not go near a wet beaver!!!


Beware of people who don't use toilet paper. People who use Toto toilets and washlets may not technically require toilet paper, but they are sick anus jetting freaks. (click to enlarge)

Don't let the playa haterz knock your hustle.

Apes on LSD are much worse than apes on PCP.

Whatever the fuck is happening in this picure, don't do it. Seriously, WTF is this?

Be on the look out for sneaky pervert horses.

Whatever you do in your own time is your business (unless you're a white person with dreadlocks) so I'm not saying don't do it, but at least don't get caught visiting dodgy websites. You're seriously telling me there are 1000s of gay thugs in Woy Woy?

And don't hang out with Candy, she's a nosey bitch.

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