Vegetarians
the 80s
Why re-usable toilet paper isn't widely available
People who get bad tattoos
Maths
People who grow rats tails
People who don't like Christmas
Extremists
Michael Jackson
Pokemon
Ironic t-shirts
this picture.
The attitude, the pale blue and pink suit combo, THE FAKE TAN, it's awesome.
He even got his mates to join in at the next formal.
And don't the ladies just love it! But this guy's gotta be hitting his mid 20s now, and I'd like to imagine that he's made millions from cameos at school formals, but I'm sure the reality is that he's working in a call centre or for his dad's concreting company. So where do you go after such dizzying heights?
Where does this guy go after introducing himself to the world (the internet) in such classy style. Well, the answer to this one isn't rhetorical, this guy's in cell block H now.
Look at Gary Busey, he turned the fame of being a child gynastics prodigy into a successful career of being a professional loon bag.
I think Mario and Luigi became hitmen after their gaming careers were over.
And Hulk Hogan is now a celebrity chef I hear.
Someone please find me the guy who invented this phone and reassure me that he's living on a remote island, drinking cognac out of a gold goblet and swimming in the millions of dollars that he's made from making the 'Oral Sex Phone'.
Sometimes work just feels like a massive drag.
So I'm considering following my childhood dream and applying for a job as a ninja turtle.
So I can tell Cincinnati and the rest of the world to suck it.
And spend the rest of my days fighting random dudes and eating pizza.
But then if I ate heaps of pizza I'd get fat. And I may or may not start wearing white suits that do nothing to hide my grotesque man bulge.
And I'm not really into dieting on boring foods.
Or skiing for that matter.
This picture is so ironic, a dude with fire painted onto his car sees his car set on fire. Ironic, but irrelevant to the narative of this story.
So this is me, in like, 20 years, when I've made my transition from young man to Apache lesbian. Look out world.
I regret buying a 'vintage' computer. $5,000 bucks and the damn thing doesn't even have solatair.
I wish I had of made a more believable fake ID.
I regret listening to my parents as a kid when they told me stonewash and mullets are timeless fashion ephemera.
I regret giving this t-shirt to my gran, she doesn't stop wearing it.
I am upset that the love affair of spidey and batman didn't last. Their kids would have been pretty badass, crime fighters/ gay icons.
I feel this girl's woes, but we've all been 14 years old and done bad things for a cheeseburger.
I regret carrying my viagra in my carry on luggage, it's pretty embarrassing getting caught at customs, gotta get me a viagra ring so I won't be on border security again.
I regret answering this ad too.
Well, the week is over, gonna got and get me some beer. 
This dude passed the test, poor fella.
Hardcore chicken. How does he even walk?
Don't remember reading this one.
This guy does.
Is this the king of bad tattoos? A House of Pain tattoo? Even House of Pain regret getting a House of Pain tattoo.
There is no way you could justify an alternate meaning to this tattoo! WTF dude, being a misogynistic sodomist isn't enough you need to declare it to the world with a tattoo?
Ski tans rock! Mullets rock! This tattoo... doesn't rock.
When flowers aren't enough, express your love with a meat bouquet.
Happy Christmas cock n balls. I bet mum loved getting this for Christmas.
When the world of bad tattoos and phallic symbols intersect, things are pretty fucked up. 