Regrets

Cod fishing is currently filling me with a multitude of woes and regrets, here's some of them...

I regret buying a 'vintage' computer. $5,000 bucks and the damn thing doesn't even have solatair.


I love pizza, but I regret answering to this ad. Word of warning: if someone asks "you want pizzapits?" you answer NO!

I wish I had of made a more believable fake ID.

I regret listening to my parents as a kid when they told me stonewash and mullets are timeless fashion ephemera.

I regret giving this t-shirt to my gran, she doesn't stop wearing it.

I am upset that the love affair of spidey and batman didn't last. Their kids would have been pretty badass, crime fighters/ gay icons.

I feel this girl's woes, but we've all been 14 years old and done bad things for a cheeseburger.

I regret carrying my viagra in my carry on luggage, it's pretty embarrassing getting caught at customs, gotta get me a viagra ring so I won't be on border security again.

I regret answering this ad too.

Well, the week is over, gonna got and get me some beer.