Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Phallus Maximus and bad tattoos

If you like phallic symbols and bad tattoos, today's your day, you sick fuck...
Ooh, I'm going to study hard, I really want to pass the syphilis test, or do I? (can someone please see if www.healthypenis2003 .org is really a site?)
This dude passed the test, poor fella.Hardcore chicken. How does he even walk?


Two cock and ball Star Wars jokes in as many posts. No smoke without fire, that's all I'm saying.

Don't remember reading this one.

This guy does.

Is this the king of bad tattoos? A House of Pain tattoo? Even House of Pain regret getting a House of Pain tattoo.


In my search for phallic symbols I got this, thinking it was a nicely decorated frankfurt. The small print reveals a much less wholesome truth. Eeeww Kunterbunt!

There is no way you could justify an alternate meaning to this tattoo! WTF dude, being a misogynistic sodomist isn't enough you need to declare it to the world with a tattoo?
Ski tans rock! Mullets rock! This tattoo... doesn't rock.

When flowers aren't enough, express your love with a meat bouquet.

Happy Christmas cock n balls. I bet mum loved getting this for Christmas.

When the world of bad tattoos and phallic symbols intersect, things are pretty fucked up.

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