Undoubtedly the greatest example of a fake tan is Oompa Prompa from Hot Chicks With Douchebags. I laugh everytime I see this picture...

The attitude, the pale blue and pink suit combo, THE FAKE TAN, it's awesome.

He even got his mates to join in at the next formal.

And don't the ladies just love it! But this guy's gotta be hitting his mid 20s now, and I'd like to imagine that he's made millions from cameos at school formals, but I'm sure the reality is that he's working in a call centre or for his dad's concreting company. So where do you go after such dizzying heights?

Where does this guy go after introducing himself to the world (the internet) in such classy style. Well, the answer to this one isn't rhetorical, this guy's in cell block H now.

Look at Gary Busey, he turned the fame of being a child gynastics prodigy into a successful career of being a professional loon bag.

I think Mario and Luigi became hitmen after their gaming careers were over.
And Hulk Hogan is now a celebrity chef I hear.
Someone please find me the guy who invented this phone and reassure me that he's living on a remote island, drinking cognac out of a gold goblet and swimming in the millions of dollars that he's made from making the 'Oral Sex Phone'.
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