Drunk...

Imagine if you could be drunk all the time and never get a hang over. Imagine the posibilities....

 You could drive your speed boat and not give a fuck about your passengers.

                          You could wear the craziest shit to parties and people would understand.

                            You could hang out all day and never get bored, cold, washed, a job.

                             You could think up awesome inventions uninhibited by social norms.

                          Get loads of tattoos you'll never regret because you'll never sober up.

                                                   You could wear cutting edge jumpers.

                                                                Eat loads of pizza.

                                             Think up amazing excuses and reason like a pro.

                                     You could knit a giant monkey with oversized genetalia.

                                             You would probably think this looked delicious.

                         Hot girls would fall in love with you, or at least you would think they do.

                                                           DRUUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

                                                 You could ask stupid ass questions.

                                    You could tell the computer what you really think about it.

                                You'd see loads of crazy shit involving animals and toilets I bet.

             You would hear bullshit ideas and take them as fact and live your life on a new, higher plain.

So get boozing like these lads, it hasn't done them any harm.

If you're not drunk by now...Go fuck yourself. 

Happy Friday.