Thursday, September 24, 2009

Trivia

The definition of trivia is random shit you don't really need to know. So here is some trivia in case you need some, but by definition, you don't, but here goes anyway. Kids love crayons, the bigger the better. And dogs too, kids think dogs are awesome, unless the dog is on heat, that can freak them out.

Fashion is awesome, and so are wangs. Fashion and wangs equal 'super awesome!'

Neil Armstrong was actually a stack of pancakes, which makes it even more awesome that he walked on the moon. Buzz Aldren, he was crepes.Did I mention kids love big crayons?

Historical note: Hitler liked to hit on drunk chicks with low self esteem, preferably drunk chicks with low self esteem and a passion for ethnic cleansing, although I heard he was more about the poontang than anything else.

Before Obama was the president of the world, he was in a movie called The Neverending Story. I've seen the beginning of that movie, but not the end, so I can't verify whether the movie really does end or not. If you know how the movie ends email me at ilove80sschlock@movies.com

This is a tiger.

I really can't re-iterate how much kids love big crayons.

Just looking at this picture makes me trip, I get bad deja vu.

The GFC is real, and it's hitting dinosaurs the worst.Santa Clause is dead.He was killed by a fat goth, probably died of laughter, or possibly stabbed to death with a guyliner pencil.
And remember, no matter how awesome your life is, you'll never be as awesome as this t shirt.

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