Bye Maya

It's time for a party. (I think there's hash in this cake dudes)
And to get boozed.

Because the Cod Fishing banks are losing another faithful fisherman, Maya is heading to the land of Cedars, good bye and good luck. Here's what we'll miss about your irreplacable personality...You made the office a fun place. Like Hot Dogs!

Your cooking skills.Your sense of humour.The fact that you don't take no crap off nobody. Although your freaky toes kind of weirded everyone out when we went to Wet and Wild. Your love of all things 80s is infectious.As is your love of Bob Marley, I mean Jimi Hendrix, I mean...

You really love your dog too.

We'll miss you Maya.

Prince Hubertus von Hohenlohe-Langenburg

This is Prince Hubertus von Hohenlohe-Langenburg, he is a 52 year old, playboy, pop-star, photography, crazy unitard wearing German/ Mexican Olympic skiier. And he has the MOST appropriate name for that list of skills.

Here are some other appriately named folk:
Gary No-Gut, creator of the man-corset

Jimmy "Jazzyhands" Michaels, the reformed school bully

Get you hand off it!!!

Duke Fabio Wonk-eye

Best bowling team name EVER.

Best president ever.

Phillip Fancyfringe.

Flying Tomato and other airborn fruitery

There is flying tomato fever throughout the office at the moment. Who doesn't love a fanta pants risking life and limb in the quest to be totally kick arse?! So here's my list of things that are almost as awesome as the flying tomato... Duelling geriatrics.
Waterfall- Selleck- Sandwich

80s Dinosaurs- fuck yeah!

Light sabres and Star Wars nerds. I'm guessing she said no btw.

This dude is a total dude, and also a perv.

Skating hippie horse. Bring tha mofo ruckus!

I am a camoflagued deer, you can't see me in the snow. I'm totally sweet.

This is my dream, every freaking night!

Oooh yeah!

Inappropriately named sport stars will beat athletically gifted wrangers every time.

Go Rusty!!!

And Go Swans!

Monday Musings: Post Valentine's Day

Ah, Valentine's Day, over for another year. Am I the only one who got my partner a shaved head for Valentine's Day?
Ever wondered why monkeys don't do karate? Because if they did they would totally fuck shit up and probably take over the world in like, 3 seconds or something. Or at least make Ralph Machio look like a total pussbag.

Is this a nightmare?No, it's really happening.What kind of car would OB/ GYN drive?

This One! Yeah.

If there's a skelton, then is there a skeletoff? If there's a Michael Jackson, is there such thing as a Michael Jacksoff?

Everyone thinks it's soooo funny that Palin was writing her speech on her hand. Has everyone missed the gold that is the fact that she was speaking at the Gaylord convention!?

mmmm..... politics.

Creepy Friday

This kid is the creepiest/ greatest kid I have ever seen. I could watch him apply Magnum to his face all day long. But you can't stare at one creepy thing all day, so here's the accoutrement to the ginger king of creep....

Creepy family arrangement, who exactly is the parent?

Creepy pop star

Creepy 80s Gretzky and his creepy den of snacks.

Creepy kids party

Creepy creepy lady protester

Creepy weight loss regime

Creepily great website: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Creepy family photo

Creepy kid without an ice-cream face

Creepy sex symbol, WTF is Twighlight except a remade Buffy?

Creepy girl, something tells me she's not really holding a pen!

Woop woop, mother fucking popsickles bitches!

Creepy cocaine Dad

Creepy hat. Have question? Yes. Did you go to art school or are you just a naturally talented portrait painter?

This would totally creep me out to be at this party

Eeew, spermula! WTF!

Creepy hipsters!

Have a good weekend, don't get too much ice cream on your face.