Ah, Valentine's Day, over for another year. Am I the only one who got my partner a shaved head for Valentine's Day?
Ever wondered why monkeys don't do karate? Because if they did they would totally fuck shit up and probably take over the world in like, 3 seconds or something. Or at least make Ralph Machio look like a total pussbag.
Is this a nightmare?
No, it's really happening.
What kind of car would OB/ GYN drive?
This One! Yeah.
If there's a skelton, then is there a skeletoff? If there's a Michael Jackson, is there such thing as a Michael Jacksoff?
Everyone thinks it's soooo funny that Palin was writing her speech on her hand. Has everyone missed the gold that is the fact that she was speaking at the Gaylord convention!?
mmmm..... politics.
Ah, Valentine's Day, over for another year. Am I the only one who got my partner a shaved head for Valentine's Day?
Ever wondered why monkeys don't do karate? Because if they did they would totally fuck shit up and probably take over the world in like, 3 seconds or something. Or at least make Ralph Machio look like a total pussbag.
If there's a skelton, then is there a skeletoff? If there's a Michael Jackson, is there such thing as a Michael Jacksoff?
Everyone thinks it's soooo funny that Palin was writing her speech on her hand. Has everyone missed the gold that is the fact that she was speaking at the Gaylord convention!?
mmmm..... politics.
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