And people who are generally full of shit.........

The yoghurt is full of good stuff, but your eyes are red for another reason lady.

Fox news and ripped jeans, both full of shit. Damn you Tea Partyers!

-39 is "Fucking Cold", -18 is just a little chilly round the willy

Hipsters are so gullible. Tights are sooooo pants.

You told me your kid was not a precocious little shit. Now look at her.

Freddie, stop lying, everyone knows you have no friends.

You say he'll never wear sandals again now, but I guarantee that in second year uni he'll hit the bongs and grow a beard, and at that point he'll be ALL about the sandals.

Did I mention I'm completely level headed, humble and have regular sized eyes? Because that's also true.

Grandma told me she was going to art classes, this isn't art, it's smut.

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
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