Halloween

Yesssss, Halloween is here. I've compiled a guide to costumes and what they say about you....
"We are the most badass family EVER!"

"I really want to help my friend Amanda overcome her random fear of chickens, but then again, she only gave me a $20 gift voucher to Harvey Norman for my birthday, so scaring the shit out of her on TV would be a way better option."

"I have no life.... and a dog."

"I've been drinking since my internet timed out seven hours ago."

"My mum won't let me buy a Slipknot t-shirt because she reckons I'd look stupid in it. But she can't hold back my love of metal, or make me do exercise, Meatloaf didn't get famous jogging round the block."

"We come from a country called Japan. Do you need further explanation?"

"Halloween is the one day of the year that I can justify my bannana fetish."

"Our kids are going to think we are so cool when we turn up to the party dressed as the Animal Collective."

"My dog is really a surrogate child."

"We couldn't decide whether to go as an eyeball, medieval jousters or as characters from the hit early nineties sitcom 'Tool Time' starring Tim Allen. So we went as all three at once."

"I really like the colour blue. Say it with me people... bluuuuueeeeww.

"The world is a blocked toilet and every single human being is a turd that won't flush."

BTW- Is this ACTUALLY Sean Penn?

"I think the guy in the costume department spent his budget on crack cocaine again."

Again with the pugs? Come on.

Happy Halloween, unless you own a pug, you sick sick pug owners.