Thursday, March 11, 2010

Stripes are awesome... and other things I learnt

Today I learnt that stripes are hotttttttttt! And I'm in the freaking fire man.
Here's what else I learnt this week.....
There is a life after transexualism, HIV positivism, and wizardry. And that life is called being a freaking prophet and/or money hungry fear merchant.

Whilst hot-dogs are damn tasty, they can be hella dangerous.
Who knew Wesley Strips got so old so quick?
There's a job for me in this passive aggresive sales industry I think.

My local $2 shop had a bargain on wireless notebooks this week!

Turns out Michael Jackson wasn't shitting us, it really was some skin condition.
I learnt that I'm glad I'm not this kid.

I wish I was at this party, it look soooooo fun!
I learnt that the quickest path to forgiveness is finding a sloth in the wild, training it to ride a space hopper and then getting it to go hop around with a sign saying 'sorry'.

I learnt that sometimes people are born with a thumb for a head.
Have a good weekend.

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