They're Watching US!!!

Help me lord, there are speed cameras everywhere, watching my every move. We have officially become an Orwellian wasteland of overscrutiny, and some dude sitting on a computer can now see exactly where I am and whether I am eating a hot dog or just a sausage roll...

Do you trust this man with your secrets?

Heck no, so here's how we unite and take action...

Get weapons

And learn how to use them.

Start hanging out with people who know how to fight.

Purchase appropriate apocalypse pants. (Hook me up Sofia!)

Go into disguise. And don't forget to camoflague your ta tas.

Purchase plenty of food to survive the apocalypse.

Bribe the authorities as we descend into lawlessness.

Then hide in the bathtub when zombies start roaming the streets.
Oh wait, it's all bullshit, like a fashion magazine.

(BTW- SJP is the highest paid kneecap in history: FACT!)

Sorry Tiger, your shit is real.
Gotta get this t-shirt (or laid by Tiger Woods 50% chance of both actually happening)

Drive safely and don't run over any zombies on the weekend.