Thursday, December 17, 2009

Au revoir Wranger

As a farewell to a ginger haired freak I know who's going off to greener (redder?) pastures, I have compiled a list of things I find funny...
WrangersAnd the fact that red hair is a recessive geneReally lazy parents
And really really bad tattoos. This has to be the worst tattoo in history, yes, the stoned dolphin DOES have a tribal tattoo, duh.

I love that Tim Olsen is willing to fork out the cash to publicise his hate for Nickelback.

I love Lord Likely and his cat that is also a lion.

I love the way Oompa Loompas act all surprised and shocked when overweight strippers get hospitalised, it touches my heart every time I see it.

I love kids, especially when they get hurt.

I love mullets.
I love the fact that this throwback to 1750 is a) holding a gay pride flag and b) obviously used a computer to create the placard which decries the use of computers. Way to harness the "Homo's Devil Machine" ma'am.

Anyone wishing to party tonight, meet me at the Pee and Poo cafe, we can get pissed and talk shit in honour of the wrangers that we used to know.
Seriously though, Matt, goodluck wherever you end up. You wranger.

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