I realise that I haven't posted in a while, but I've been busy, so back the fuck off. No seriously, here's why I've been so busy...
I spent two months figuring out why so many people love basketball so much, until I saw these guys who explained it so well.
I spent a week explaining to this girl that her finger symbols mean nothing in gang sign language. She was devastated.
World's best hide and seeker, it took me a day in woolies to find this bloke.
I took out a law suit against Ronald McDonald for grooming my cousin.
I had a job with a motivational poster company for a month till they fired me for this bad boy.
I went into a state of deep depression and couldn't leave the house for nine days after I met this lady.
I've been working really hard on teaching my daughter how to draw well, she's REALLY good at drawing dildoes now.
I went to the new Spider Man movie.... god damn I had no idea how twisted it was.
This midget stole my three wheeler and it took me five weeks to track him down.
I fell in love with a sexy fish and we eloped on an island off the coast of Queensland.
Emma, oh Emma. So practical. You save my marriage!
I took a job at the Births Deaths and Marriage Registry. I am now ready to write my thesis on the fact that bogans are breeding faster than regular people.
Took my family to remote Asian resort, even the statues are sex pests there.
I spent a month explaining irony to this bloke.
So there you go. Happy Friday.
Poop quietly my friends.
