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Quick, we don't have much time, the weekend is approaching and there aren't enough funny pictures on the internet. Just insert with your mind "Are you fucking kidding me" after every picture............

Oh... and One Direction- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

#AYFKM

Happy Friday

Berry MAN

Sydney is losing two of the biggest balls in town.... Berryman's berries, man.

Here's the MANly things we're going to miss about Berry MAN His emo eyeliner.
Mad DJ skills.

Stories about how he was raped by a dolphin "back in Nam."

His excellent vehicles and equally great phantom poo stories.

His ability to pull chicks.

His dedication to fancy dress.

And his otherwise excellently hip fashion sense.

His dedication to watersports.

This picture has nothing to do with dave, but is pretty funny.

In a nutshell, dave, you are as suave as this vietnamese dude, and we're gonna miss ya.

Fuck off.

Phallus Maximus Part 2

Innappropriate shit for a shit day...

That's assault sister!
A picture says a thousand inappropriate words.

Unless you're commenting on an Usher youtube clip.

Phallus maximuuuuuuuuuus!

Phallus minimus.

Whose phallus?

This is just anal.

Enough to put you off urinating in public for life.

Enough to make me want to urinate in public for life... this kid makes it look so fun.

Happy Wangday.

Valentines Gay

Dreading another Valentines day alone? Fear not, here are some people who will also be alone next tuesday (and probably deserve to be)...
Simon loves beer and watermelon. Most women do not love Simon.

Raul my brother, spewing is not classy, even when you are wearing a nice pirate shirt and vest combo.

Igor will write you a love song. Ladies?

Jenny recently divorced her recent groom, citing in the divorce papers that he "had no standards".

Kim, let go of the spin class obsession!

Um.... this IS totally gay.

Shaun recently discovered that once something has been done, it can't be undone.

Paul is an old school gentleman in a "so old school I stick my weiner in a young boy like the ancient greeks did" kind of way.Hank loves ice-cream. But no lady do date has melted his cold cold heart.

Guys wearing make up is just wrong.

Ummm. Same goes for women sometimes too.

Randy gives a hint as to why his friends call him fanta pants.

Veronika likes them hard as granite!!!

Happy V day.

Summer Holidays

OK, so that I don't have to answer the same question 100 times, here's what I did with my summer holidays... Took the kids to Greenpatch to see some kangaroo(t)s
Then we went to a bad ass theme park with bad ass friends.

Got me a sweet deal on an invisibility cloak in the boxing day sales.

Spent the evenings drinking wine and solving crimes.

I did a drawing class.

Experimented with facial hair.

Ate many delicious ice-creams.

Caught up on the news.

Did some animal science experiments.

Went swimming.

And hung out by the pool with my homies.

Crappy new year.