In acknowledgment of the fact that shit tons of people I know are feeling hung over right now, I offer up my top ten hang over cures for your consideration:
1. Listen to soothing music, preferably performed by semi naked mexicans.
2. Forget about that potential date you probably offended drunk last night, get online and join an online dating service and wait for the classy blokes to come to you.
3. Yoghurt, fuck yeah!
4. Eat shit loads of watermelon, or a pony that's eaten shit loads of watermelon.
5. Ice yr junk.
6. Put cats in your pants.
7. Go for a swim, Putin/ Sharks optional.
8. Smoke cigarettes till you spew, and if you don't smoke, get a chubby asian kid to smoke for you.
9. Cold shower.
10. When you get home, keep drinking and don't stop drinking until it's the 1970s again.
1. Listen to soothing music, preferably performed by semi naked mexicans.
2. Forget about that potential date you probably offended drunk last night, get online and join an online dating service and wait for the classy blokes to come to you.
3. Yoghurt, fuck yeah!
4. Eat shit loads of watermelon, or a pony that's eaten shit loads of watermelon.
5. Ice yr junk.
6. Put cats in your pants.
7. Go for a swim, Putin/ Sharks optional.
8. Smoke cigarettes till you spew, and if you don't smoke, get a chubby asian kid to smoke for you.
9. Cold shower.
10. When you get home, keep drinking and don't stop drinking until it's the 1970s again.Happy Friday
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