Hi, I'm looking for friends, contact me if you fill all of these criteria....
Must love glow sticks
And GG Allin.
Must hold delusional beliefs about the genetic selectivity of his sperm.
Must be such a douche that he'd spend money to fool a girl into staying with him.
Math skills not essential.
Must have the ability of making me look more manly than Bear Grylls just by being in your presence.
If ants hate you that's ok by me. I hate ants.
People with false kinky names need not apply.
You love your mother, I love my mother, let's be friends forever Heino, Heino, are you talking to me or someone over my shoulder.
Must love glow sticks
And GG Allin.
Must hold delusional beliefs about the genetic selectivity of his sperm.
Must be such a douche that he'd spend money to fool a girl into staying with him.
Math skills not essential.
Must have the ability of making me look more manly than Bear Grylls just by being in your presence.
If ants hate you that's ok by me. I hate ants.
People with false kinky names need not apply.
You love your mother, I love my mother, let's be friends forever Heino, Heino, are you talking to me or someone over my shoulder.Actually, no cock eyed albinos need apply.
Must love Cher.
You must be at least this badass.
Fatists should provide a picture of themselves for further consideration.
Must love Cher.
You must be at least this badass.
Fatists should provide a picture of themselves for further consideration.
No good ship lollypop cutesy pansy poseurs allowed.
Look forward to hearing from you.
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