Flying Donkey

Things I would not do to promote my private beach... dedicated to the Russian twats who thought it would be a totally awesome idea to throw a donkey out of a plane to get people to come to their beach... I would not invite the Turds of Misery to play at my beach party, although they are a pretty awesome band.

I wouldn't build a McDonalds, no one on a beach holiday needs a sausage in their butt's.


Pscho police! You can't arrest everyone! You're not invited to my beach.



Seeing this album makes me understand why they thought it would be a good idea use a parachuting donkey as a promotional tool. Russian are weird.

This guy would not feature in the TV promotions of my private beach. His hair is OFFICIALLY the worst haircut in history.

This crazy lady will not be allowed on my beach, I have a "NO STONING" policy. And a no STONERS policy. Creepy moustache.

And I'm going to change the name of my beach to something a little easier to pronounce.

And maybe not drop this animal out of an airplane either, whatever the fuck it is.

Instead I am going to send this awesome kid to ride his kickass unicorn through the area wailing on his geetar.

Happy Friday.