I've got shit figured, yay! More blogging.
So anyway, I'm super excited because I'm going to be going to a pie party this month. Hells yeah, pies rock.
It reminds me of being 16 and seeing the Mighty Boosh tour in Australia where they did this skit about pies. It was the most random thing I've ever seen and it blew my young and impressionable mind and in hindsight probably has a lot to answer for.
So here's my ode to pies (randomness):
This is THE best come-back, getting slammed by an ESL pre-pubescent boy, that's bad. I'd love to go and hang out on chatroullette, but I've got, you know, a life and shit.
I love this FUCK YOU JESUS stuff. He's a badass Jesus.
I always thought that the horses bits were at the back.
Very random, although only technically correct if my argument was "Batman is incapable of riding an elephant."
Can we all just agree that daytime TV is probably worse than a nuclear holocaust and move on with our lives?
Anything Gaga related is randomly great in my eyes. But to tie in one of the great American gothic writers (who happens to have a pretty funny looking face himself) is PIE worthy.
Man, I hope he's not throwing buffalo mozzarella, that shit is impossible to get out of your roof tiles and is pretty expensive too.
ummmmmm..........pies
nom nom nom... garbage pies... tasty.
Nooooooo you killed Pavarotti.
This is THE best come-back, getting slammed by an ESL pre-pubescent boy, that's bad. I'd love to go and hang out on chatroullette, but I've got, you know, a life and shit.
I love this FUCK YOU JESUS stuff. He's a badass Jesus.
I always thought that the horses bits were at the back.
Very random, although only technically correct if my argument was "Batman is incapable of riding an elephant."
Can we all just agree that daytime TV is probably worse than a nuclear holocaust and move on with our lives?
Anything Gaga related is randomly great in my eyes. But to tie in one of the great American gothic writers (who happens to have a pretty funny looking face himself) is PIE worthy.
Man, I hope he's not throwing buffalo mozzarella, that shit is impossible to get out of your roof tiles and is pretty expensive too.
ummmmmm..........pies
nom nom nom... garbage pies... tasty.
Nooooooo you killed Pavarotti.
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