Stab me in the eye with a blunt pencil... now

I'm more fucked than a vegan zombie
And hate the world more than the guy in the hat

Conservative douche... nice

What do you find most beautiful about your cat? Everything isn't an answer 76% of Catchannel.com readers!!!

BLAGGHHHH

Thirsty Friday

Beatlejuice- Beatlejuice- Beatlejuice

Until they make a popper called "Jesus Juice" with Michael Jackson's photo on the packet, Beatlejuice will remain the greatest disposable juice drink of all time.

Things You Wish You Could Undo as soon as They're Done

Dedicated to GHA...I immediately regret getting my hair cut to make my head the shape of a penis.
No amount of therapy is going to fix the damage these two have caused their kids after picking them up from the school disco dressed like the two members of Cats that got cut from the production. They got cut from Cats, that's how bad they are!!!

Rollercoaster.... yawn.

Meeting Obama.... double yawn.

Worst piercing EVER! Everyone's gonna know if you forgot to brush your teeth.

A double cheeseburger? Are you crazy? You know how many calories are in one of those things?

Totally regret agreeing to film this gay snuff film for their college project.

Stop it, you screwing with evolution man!!!

Pies Pies Pies

I've got shit figured, yay! More blogging.

So anyway, I'm super excited because I'm going to be going to a pie party this month. Hells yeah, pies rock.

It reminds me of being 16 and seeing the Mighty Boosh tour in Australia where they did this skit about pies. It was the most random thing I've ever seen and it blew my young and impressionable mind and in hindsight probably has a lot to answer for.

So here's my ode to pies (randomness):This is THE best come-back, getting slammed by an ESL pre-pubescent boy, that's bad. I'd love to go and hang out on chatroullette, but I've got, you know, a life and shit.
I love this FUCK YOU JESUS stuff. He's a badass Jesus.

I always thought that the horses bits were at the back.

Very random, although only technically correct if my argument was "Batman is incapable of riding an elephant."

Can we all just agree that daytime TV is probably worse than a nuclear holocaust and move on with our lives?

Anything Gaga related is randomly great in my eyes. But to tie in one of the great American gothic writers (who happens to have a pretty funny looking face himself) is PIE worthy.

Man, I hope he's not throwing buffalo mozzarella, that shit is impossible to get out of your roof tiles and is pretty expensive too.

ummmmmm..........pies

nom nom nom... garbage pies... tasty.

Nooooooo you killed Pavarotti.

No winners

This is my understanding of the British elections:

Cue the ultimate WTF face, it looks like no one won!Which mean's they're all fucked!

Because no one wants third place.

So everyone should started taking drugs now...

Because Tom Arnold says they're 'awesome'.

Hatching Plan B

I am having some issues at work...Particularly with the IT department. They have set out to destroy my life's work, by life I mean my lunch break on Friday and by work I mean screwing around posting stupid pictures on my blog. But you know what I mean. It will either mean I post daily at home or on a Thursday night, ultimately I will have to change the way that Cod Fishing works, but I will rise again... like the Life of Christ in Cats.

Thanks for your patience.