Even Bowie wasn't that excited by the announcement. But seriously, it's not the end of the world people, there are heaps of worse inventions...
Like this painting. Dear painter, you laughed out loud whilst painting this, are you sure you weren't STONED!
Bad idea: taking my kids to Porky's for dinner.
Oh great idea, not an arm warmer and not a wristlet, both of which are completely pointless items of clothing, so what you're saying is, this isn't even something completely useless, hey, it look hip though, right?
Mother fuckin Snuggie, it's a robe, backwards!
Sure, we can put Rammstein and Holidays on Ice in the same venue, they can share props.
I'm glad this tie contains scissors, I can slit my wrists if I ever wear it.
Classy.
Talk about an all time backfire.
The cake sofa is actually a pretty good idea, as long as you don't ever want to sit on it.
There aren't enough kids games where you win a deck of smokes in my opinion.
Like this painting. Dear painter, you laughed out loud whilst painting this, are you sure you weren't STONED!
Bad idea: taking my kids to Porky's for dinner.
Oh great idea, not an arm warmer and not a wristlet, both of which are completely pointless items of clothing, so what you're saying is, this isn't even something completely useless, hey, it look hip though, right?
Mother fuckin Snuggie, it's a robe, backwards!
Sure, we can put Rammstein and Holidays on Ice in the same venue, they can share props.
I'm glad this tie contains scissors, I can slit my wrists if I ever wear it.
Classy.
Talk about an all time backfire.
The cake sofa is actually a pretty good idea, as long as you don't ever want to sit on it.
There aren't enough kids games where you win a deck of smokes in my opinion. See you in February bitches.
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