I've been thinking long and hard about it, and here are some animals I DEFINITELY don't want as pets....
Psycho Horses
Morose cats
Shitty pigs
Hungry leopards
Chihuahuas in general
Fish who wear chicken suits
Yappy dogs
Crocodiles
Dogs who read dog porn
Monkeys who give me condescending looks because they are better dressed than me
Self righteous cats (which is most cats)
A shit load of bears in a tree (a couple I can handle, but never a shit load)
Bad ass pugs
Agressive geese
Large dogs (= large shits)
A sloth, look at it's creepy small eyes!
Psycho/robo dogs
Dogs with a penchant for interior design
Again with the self righteous cats (this time gangster style)
Chickens with their "jiggly things"
A unicat
Dogs that wear sunglasses at night.
Basketball loving turtles.
Psycho horses with boners.
Oh my god, that horse is raping a cop.
Oh my horse is copping a rape.
Oh.
No.
