That's assault sister!
A picture says a thousand inappropriate words.
Unless you're commenting on an Usher youtube clip.
Phallus maximuuuuuuuuuus!
Phallus minimus.
Whose phallus?
This is just anal.
Enough to put you off urinating in public for life.
Enough to make me want to urinate in public for life... this kid makes it look so fun.
Dreading another Valentines day alone? Fear not, here are some people who will also be alone next tuesday (and probably deserve to be)...
Simon loves beer and watermelon. Most women do not love Simon.
Raul my brother, spewing is not classy, even when you are wearing a nice pirate shirt and vest combo. 
Igor will write you a love song. Ladies? 
Jenny recently divorced her recent groom, citing in the divorce papers that he "had no standards".
Kim, let go of the spin class obsession!
Um.... this IS totally gay.
Shaun recently discovered that once something has been done, it can't be undone.
Hank loves ice-cream. But no lady do date has melted his cold cold heart.
Guys wearing make up is just wrong.
Ummm. Same goes for women sometimes too.
Randy gives a hint as to why his friends call him fanta pants.
Veronika likes them hard as granite!!!