Worst Fancy Dress Ideas Ever!

Woo hoo.... fancy dress christmas party.

 Let's get this party started people with the baggiest pair of pants EVER made.

 Here's frank wearing a hat he made from his dead dog, very thrifty frank.

 A sloth is fancy... here is terry, wearing a sloth.

 Remember, no matter what you wear, make sure you can rip it up on the dancefloor in it.

 Classy classy class dress.

 Would an old man lie?

 Fuck you Clarkson.

 Ewwww.... faaaannnthy.

 OH MY GOD.... WANT... nom nom nom.

 Not a fancy hat.

 Very fancy hat.

 Fancy dress isn't so fancy the morning after.

 Would a fat person lie.

 What? I don't even know what this is!

 I know what this is, and I like it.... bacon.

 Extreme knitting... nice... but can you wear it?

 Psy... it's ok... we still love you bro.

 Home made fancy dress is best! Maybe.

And if you can't find fancy dress... go Nigel Pepper Cock style!

Boom.

Time to Go(van)

So THE Govan is leaving....what a bummer.

Here's my guide on how to know when it's time to go....

 When even bogans and monkeys are telling you to get fucked.

 When Chad whatever his name is can get a girl despite the atrocities to music he commits.

 When even the team you're rooting for want to smack you in the face.

 When people like this are allowed to walk the streets.

 When piercings get so intense you have a bike through your fucking mouth.

 When your neighbour leaves subtle hints not to park in front of their gate.

 When your own grandpa wants to fuck your shit up, on your birthday!

 When you can't even eat in peace anymore.

 When two wrongs start to make a right.

 When your hairdo is no longer as edgy as you thought it would be.

 When this bloke plays wonderwall for the 900th time.

 When even nature wants to beat up on you.

And seagulls, the worlds most annoying animal, are finding you annoying. 

That's when it's time to go.

So Go(van). We will miss you. But today is the day.

All the best mate.

Wow... thank you

I can't believe this... thank you

 I am more famous than the guy who jumped his dirt bike over christ

 More soul than all the jazz players in Asia

 Better than all the Jewish surfers that ever existed

 More popular than the orange penguin.

Mind blow. Thank you.

More Goats than you can Goat a Goat Stick At

Goats...fuck yeah

 Rock and Roll loving goat!

Pay attention.

 I said don't pick up the fucking goat man. Can't you fucking read?

 Goat justice

 BEST PRIZE EVER!

 Impressive.. but not a goat!

I'm a fucking goat! Fuck yeah!

Goats wouldn't even get captured in the first place.

 Ahhhh... goats.

I wish I was a goat, but I'm a wet koala! Fuck.

 Goats never hump children. Goats aren't saggy. Goats are waay awesome you dumb dog.

This is the goat castle of my dreams. One day I will live here.

Fuck you goats, you are so fucking awesome it makes me sad.