Here's some advice for blokes going on first dates this weekend...
Don't go on a double date with your better looking best friend, especially if that best friend is Luke Perry.
Pay for the cab, don't try and sneak your way into someone else's by hiding in their luggage.
Don't bring your art sketch book, NO ONE CARES how much you like David Schwimmer. And you can't draw for shit anyway.
Don't throw pinecones, especially if your head kind of looks like one.
First dates are not the occasion to get your whacky hat out.
Computer skills is not an interesting topic of conversation.
Cheeseburgers are not legal tender.
Being stoned won't make you seem more aloof, it will make you look like a stoner douche.
Body hair is an acquired taste, don't put it out there on the first date!
Don't go on a double date with your better looking best friend, especially if that best friend is Luke Perry.
Pay for the cab, don't try and sneak your way into someone else's by hiding in their luggage.
Don't bring your art sketch book, NO ONE CARES how much you like David Schwimmer. And you can't draw for shit anyway.
Don't throw pinecones, especially if your head kind of looks like one.
First dates are not the occasion to get your whacky hat out.
Computer skills is not an interesting topic of conversation.
Cheeseburgers are not legal tender.
Being stoned won't make you seem more aloof, it will make you look like a stoner douche.
Body hair is an acquired taste, don't put it out there on the first date!
And a gentleman NEVER kisses and tells.
Happy Friday.
