But I've been keeping my ear close to the ground and here's a snippet of what else went down while Charlie Sheen flipped his nut:
This ad went unanswered, leaving the greatest tribute act EVER on ice and Dallas still craving to have sugar poured on it (WTF?)
Some dick stole this guys bassoon.
Hulk Hogan had a sex change and got married (in that order I hope).
A ghost molester was discovered. No one gave a shit.
This girl was announced "hairiest girl in the world". For real.
This guy save the earth from an attack by aliens who resembled eddie macguire (eddie is basically the height of my fears and dislikes so anything bad I imagine to resemble him).
I'm not poking fun at Japan, that shit's intense. But those news readers look like twats.
May my daughters NEVER end up as madonna impersonators. She's so 1980s, they'll be dressed like Gaga for sure.
Happy Friday
