Thursday, February 17, 2011

Trust

You know what I hate? When you meet someone that you know you can't trust, but you trust them anyway, and then a couple of years later they prove why you shouldn't have given them the time of day in the first place (baitmen). Here's my list of archdouches who shouldn't be trusted... Weather reporters
American mathematicians

This lady. It's ok if you can't use your arms. But who the hell changes that monkey's nappy, and why can't that person just feed you and you could let that monkey go and live in the forest where he belongs? Seriously.

People you meet on the internet. You'll never trust anyone on the internet if you think to yourself, no matter what the profile picture looks like, it's probably this guy.
People who look at porn in public.
People who make fun of retarded kids.

People who exploit retarded kids.
Fuck you friday.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Bad Ass Shit

You ain't cool unless you... Can use txt abbreviations in everyday situations.Can have an injection without crying.

This dude was running away from a snowstorm carrying an ice cream, kinda ironic.
Have a pony. Only then the player haters gonna steal that pony, but it's ok, because you HAD that pony, and that makes you BAD-ASS.
Family portraits...fuck yeah.
This guy/girl is angry. And that's fucking cool you fucking fuck fuck.

As if the sparkly thongs and kids bike wasn't enough, this guy had to slap on some glitter streamers to definitively state "I am a BAD-ASS".
Get some bassoon on your latest jams, it's so hip right now.

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