In addition to having a kick ass blog, I also can predict the future, and here's what's in store for Rugby League in the future....
A Gold Coast player will move to Japan and molest a frog mascot in an ice induced rage.
This former Warriors player will become a weather man and predict afternoon T storms on a nightly basis.
Following a semi successful career with the Tigers, a player will start a restaurant specialising in Paris Hilton specials.
A Bulldogs player will frequently visit this shop and be consistently asked to leave when he demands the 'house special'.
Former Broncos player turned IT guru Paul Vas will dedicate his life to fixing desktop issues in the real estate industry and looking like Jesus Christ, doing both unsucessfully.
Former Manly prop forward Mike Terry will perfect his cabaret show and take it on the road with his hits "I wanna stick it in the light socket" and "My Cauliflower Ears aren't the only enlarged appendages I've Got, Baby" clearing RSLs all over the country.
The entire St George team will dedicate an entire season to looking like GG Allin in a bid to woo the delightful Wendy.
Trying to cash in on the success of Brad Garlick (former Roosters player) and his Garlo's Pies food chain, a Eels player will launch a "Hot Dogs and Terminal Disease" themed restaurant and face a class action within two years.
A Melbourne Storm player will pen an autobiography written in the third person under the guise of a self help book and sell 24 copies to himself.
A North Queensland player will get behind this political campaign coining the kamakaze catchphrase "I know 2 things are good for this country- Rugby League and Cumming on top."
Photos of a Newcastle player's birthday party will leak onto the web, sparking a DOCS investigation.
The Canberra Raiders "dog" incident will rear its head again in about 5 months when this happens.
A Gold Coast player will move to Japan and molest a frog mascot in an ice induced rage.
This former Warriors player will become a weather man and predict afternoon T storms on a nightly basis.
Following a semi successful career with the Tigers, a player will start a restaurant specialising in Paris Hilton specials.
A Bulldogs player will frequently visit this shop and be consistently asked to leave when he demands the 'house special'.
Former Broncos player turned IT guru Paul Vas will dedicate his life to fixing desktop issues in the real estate industry and looking like Jesus Christ, doing both unsucessfully.
Former Manly prop forward Mike Terry will perfect his cabaret show and take it on the road with his hits "I wanna stick it in the light socket" and "My Cauliflower Ears aren't the only enlarged appendages I've Got, Baby" clearing RSLs all over the country.
The entire St George team will dedicate an entire season to looking like GG Allin in a bid to woo the delightful Wendy.
Trying to cash in on the success of Brad Garlick (former Roosters player) and his Garlo's Pies food chain, a Eels player will launch a "Hot Dogs and Terminal Disease" themed restaurant and face a class action within two years.
A Melbourne Storm player will pen an autobiography written in the third person under the guise of a self help book and sell 24 copies to himself.
A North Queensland player will get behind this political campaign coining the kamakaze catchphrase "I know 2 things are good for this country- Rugby League and Cumming on top."
Photos of a Newcastle player's birthday party will leak onto the web, sparking a DOCS investigation.
The Canberra Raiders "dog" incident will rear its head again in about 5 months when this happens.
WATERMELONS!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
